Tom: We're professionals. You might not have noticed that, but we are professionals at what we do. We just professionally suck, and professionally act like a bunch of assholes on stage, that's what we do. We're just as God made us.
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Tom: Guys want to here a song i wrote 4 days ago? You really dont have choice, we'll play it
Mark: you better act like you want to hear it, otherwise we will play it twice
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Mark: Im gonna start my own nudist colony!
Tom: Thats gross, you tried that on our bus once
Mark: yeah, it was pretty much me hanging out naked
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Tom: just like every other band we believe in a safe form of sex!
Mark: let me tell you about the safest form of sex there is, its when you get SUPER drunk, having sex with like ten people totally unprotectet and youre doing intervenous drugs at the same time!
Tom: No kids, thats not true
Mark: No, no, no, its not true
Tom: you have got to carry a weapon
(hat hier im board einer in der signatur)
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Tom: if you are a small person the rear rows are not the best views! and if you dont like bad music none of these rows are a good view
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Tom: very hard guitar part, i would appreciate it if you dont listen to me for the next 2 and a half minutes!
oder
Tom: i would appreciate it if you would shut up so i can concentrate because the next song is a hard one
(blink182 und schwere gitarrenparts
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um maln paar blink182 zitate zu bringen. niveaulos, aber imho lustig
Naja, vielleicht auch nicht. *g*
